The S.H.E.E.N.A. System of Dating:

Based on one of my favorite T.V. shows, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, I contemplated my dating techniques and after much observation, complied a list of steps that I unknowingly routinely subject men through during the dating game.

The S.H.E.E.N.A. System of Dating:

Seduce them.

Hook them in with flirtation.

Entertain them with witty humor.

Employ "hard-to-get" tactics.

Neglect them emotionally.

Avoid them entirely.

And thats why I'm single! I lose interest in people & literally get distracted (thanks, ADHD!) I realized, that many of my steps emulate that of Dennis' (of It's Always Sunny in Philadeplphia) But, unlike him, all of these "steps" are NOT premeditated & I'm just naturally a cold frigid bitch.

What I've learned:

Dating is a tedious game & silly wabbit games are for kids.